obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

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lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

image

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Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

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cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

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swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

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plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via pizza)